Episode 89 – Sin City: The Hard Goodbye

In this hard-boiled episode, we kick off Crimewave!, a series of episodes on gritty crime comics, complete with its own theme song! And for our money, there ain’t no better way to get things rolling than by jawing about Frank Miller’s bare-knuckled Sin City: The Hard Goodbye, published by Dark Horse Comics, see?

Here’s the thing about Basin City—it’s the kinda place where a hulking bruiser like Marv can spend a once-in-a-lifetime night of passion with an angel like Goldie, only to wake up the next morning to find she’s been murdered—and the cops are on their way to take him down for the crime!

Can our problematic protagonist prevail against crooked cops, tough-as-nails sex workers, a smirking serial killer, and the most powerful family in Sin City—not to mention his own faulty faculties? And can this black-and-white valentine to noir fiction muscle past the bouncers and make it into that den of iniquity known as … The Comics Canon?

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Episode 88 – New Mutants: The Demon Bear Saga

In this episode, our look back at 80s mutant mania continues with The Demon Bear Saga from The New Mutants Vol. 1 #18-20, and the follow-up double-sized story Slumber Party from #21, by Chris Claremont and Bill Sienkiewicz, published by Marvel Comics!

Danielle Moonstar, haunted by visions of the monster that killed her parents, summons it to a showdown on the snow-covered grounds of Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters. It doesn’t go well. As she lies near death, her fellow students find themselves in the mystical Badlands, the only ones standing between this savagely powerful entity and the rest of the human race! And if and when they finish with the Demon Bear, they’ll face off against the bizarre techno-organic alien known as Warlock!

Can the X-Men’s inexperienced junior varsity prevail against these larger-than-life, out-of-this world threats? And can they crash that swingin’ superhero sleepover known as … The Comics Canon?

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Spider-Man: Far From Home: Peter Parker Should Not Be Tony Stark

Marvel Studios

Review by Curt Holman

A recurring criticism of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is how much it owes to the conventions of television over movies. The 23 films (to date) certainly rely on episodic narratives and complicated continuity while having a stylistic flatness.

Spider-Man: Far From Home in particular feels like a special episode of a situation comedy that sends the regulars on vacation, leading to lame travel jokes and clichéd versions of the host nations. The MCU’s second standalone Spider-Man movie has to cut through an overabundance of comedic concepts and themes before its strongest ideas take root.

Far From Home marks a bit of a step down from Spider-Man: Homecoming, which cleverly offered a street-level perspective on the MCU, in which gods and monsters regularly battle in the skies over New York and Captain America records classroom PSAs. The new film uproariously applies Homecoming’s irreverence to the earthshaking events depicted in Avengers: Endgame, allowing the film to nod at the social upheaval and then move on without dwelling on the details.

Peter Parker (Tom Holland) would be happy to hang up his web-shooters for a while and just take a high school science trip to Europe and maybe admit his romantic feelings to his classmate MJ (Zendaya). Alas, spymaster Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) drafts Spider-Man to fight a new threat introduced by newcomer Quentin Beck (Jake Gyllenhaal), who’s later nicknamed “Mysterio.”

Where comic book creators Stan Lee and Steve Ditko introduced Mysterio in 1964 as a villainous master of illusion, this version of Beck is a caped hero from an alternate version of Earth. He explains that the elemental creatures that destroyed his home are wreaking havoc on our planet, and teams with Peter to battle marauding giants reminiscent of such Spider-Man adversaries as Hydro-Man and The Molten Man.

“I didn’t think I was going to have to save the world this summer,” Peter declares, ducking from his school tour group for battles over London Bridge or the canals of Venice. He sees public memorials to Tony Stark at seemingly every major city he visits and repeatedly faces the question of whether Spider-Man will be “the next Iron Man.” At the risk of spoiling the last Avengers movie (don’t say you weren’t warned), Endgame offered an emotional send-off to Iron Man. Yet while Robert Downey Jr. isn’t in Far From Home, the story feels stuck in Tony Stark’s shadow. How can we miss the character if he won’t really go away?

The idea that Peter, at 16, would face pressure to be the heir and successor of a middle-aged zillionaire superhero seems bizarre, especially coming from people who know he’s teenager. Nick Fury comes across like a coach who thinks he’s offering tough love, but is just a bullying authority figure. He could be the personification of the film franchise, forcing the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man into a leadership role that would be fine if Peter were 10 years older but seems misguided here. Spider-Man doesn’t need high-tech suits equipped with all-knowing AIs, as Homecoming seemed to establish. The script could spin this as a metaphor for the stresses adults can put on modern teenagers, but doesn’t go in that direction.

Nevertheless, the film’s second half brings up some sharp ideas that really travel, touching on the malleability of truth and public opinion, as well as the notion that superheroes (and, by extension, superhero movies) are dependent on Earth-threatening disasters. A nightmarish sequence that seems to rewrite the rules of reality is a standout set-piece from any Spider-Man movie, and feels like one of Ditko’s artistic creations interpreted with 21st century special effects.

Holland remains the big screen’s funniest and most likably earnest Peter Parker and has some strong acting partners here. Gyllenhaal conveys Beck’s sympathy with Peter as well as some amusing diva behavior later. Zendaya makes MJ more than just a hip, deadpan high schooler and proves touchingly capable of putting her heart on her sleeve. And while the film has a deep bench of supporting players, their material’s less consistent here than in Homecoming.

You can appreciate that Far From Home wanted to give the usually New York-centric MCU a change of scenery, but the film never imagines how major European cities might look different in the Marvel Universe: the fictional Wakanda feels more authentic. With the film’s post-credit sequences hinting at big events to come, one can hope that Spider-Man will stay closer to home for the next episode.

Spider-Man: Far From Home. B-. Directed by Jon Watts. Stars Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jake Gyllenhaal. Rated PG-13. Opens July 3.

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Episode 87 – Uncanny X-Men: Days of Future Past (With Tedd Walley)

In this episode, we welcome Tedd Walley, writer, artist and publisher of Mathilda: The Forces of Evil vs. The Third Grade, as we travel to the distant future of 2013 for a discussion of the landmark X-Men storyline Days of Future Past from Uncanny X-Men #141-142, and finish it off with Demon from #143, by Chris Claremont and John Byrne, published by Marvel Comics!

In a dystopian future America ruled by the mutant-hunting Sentinels, Kate Pryde and the few remaining X-Men launch a desperate plan to avert nuclear war! The adult Kate inhabits the mind of her younger self, enlisting the X-Men of 1980 to stop the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants from assassinating Senator Robert Kelly!

Then, young Kitty Pryde finds herself alone in the X-Mansion on Christmas Eve when she’s attacked by one of the demonic N’Garai in a cross between Home Alone and Alien!

Can the youngest X-Man save the day twice in the span of three issues? And can our misunderstood mutants prevent apocalypse and usher in that better tomorrow known as … The Comics Canon?

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Episode 86 – Watchmen Part 4: Issues 10-12

In this episode, we temporarily set aside our “clean” rating to wind up our four-part series on Watchmen with a discussion issues #10-12 of the landmark comic-book series written by Alan Moore, drawn by Dave Gibbons, and published by DC Comics!

As President Richard Nixon prepares to launch nuclear missiles, Nite Owl and Rorschach discover that the person behind the Comedian’s death and Dr. Manhattan’s self-imposed exile is their former colleague, Adrian Veidt! When they track him to his Antarctic retreat, the “world’s smartest man” shares with them his plan to avert a nuclear apocalypse—presenting them with a horrific moral dilemma!

Can these hopelessly outmatched heroes, along with Laurie Juspeczyk and Dr. Manhattan, look on Ozymandias’ works without despairing? Can they prevent Veidt from killing millions of innocent people? And will Curt and Kevin judge this paradigm-shifting 12-issue series worthy of admission into that stronger, loving world known as … The Comics Canon?

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With Dark Phoenix, the X-Men Series Goes Out With a Whimper

20th Century Fox

Review by Curt Holman

It’s been 19 years since the 2000 release of X-Men and the June 7, 2019 release of Dark Phoenix, the 12th film in the franchise of Marvel mutant superheroes. Things have changed in almost two decades: When the first X-Men came out, Bill Clinton was still the U.S. president, George Clooney was the most recent movie star to play Batman, and Sophie Turner, Dark Phoenix’s lead actor, was 3 years old.

The X-Men series has been running so long, with such a haphazard continuity, that the series has granted itself do-overs. X-Men Origins: Wolverine presented Deadpool as a mouthless, shirtless, overpowered goon, but his solo film reintroduced the “merc with a mouth” as the madcap killer that made him popular in the first place. Dark Phoenix takes another stab at the comic series’ most famous storyline, The Dark Phoenix Saga, which provided plot points for the bloated third film, X-Men: The Last Stand.

Written and directed by Simon Kinberg, Dark Phoenix tries to put more focus on the characters and their conflicts, but somehow still isn’t even as good as The Last Stand, and The Last Stand was pretty crummy. Drab, perfunctory and cheap-looking, Dark Phoenix ends the X-Men film series (at least as a 20th Century Fox property) on the weakest note imaginable. Continue reading

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Episode 85 – Watchmen Part 3: Issues 7-9

Like sands through the hourglass, our four-part series on Watchmen continues with a look at issues #7-9 of the groundbreaking comic series written by Alan Moore, drawn by Dave Gibbons, and published by DC Comics!

As the world marches closer to the brink of nuclear war, Dan Drieberg and Laurie Juspeczyk become lovers. They also defy the nation’s ban on costumed heroes and rescue the residents of a burning building. Determined to find out who’s killing other masked adventurers, Nite Owl hatches a plan to spring Rorschach from prison, bringing the police to his front door.

 

Just when things couldn’t get any worse, Dr. Manhattan appears and whisks Laurie away to Mars to talk, with the literal fate of the world hanging in the balance!

Can Dan and Rorschach avoid being collared by the cops? Can Laurie convince her godlike former boyfriend to save the world? Can any of them survive long enough to make it to that floating crystal palace known as … The Comics Canon?

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Episode 84 – Watchmen Part 2: Issues 4-6

Like clockwork, our four-part gaze into the abyss of Watchmen continues as we analyze the hidden meanings of the inkblots contained in issues #4-6, written by Alan Moore, drawn by Dave Gibbons, published by DC Comics!

Alone on Mars, Dr. Manhattan examines his past, jumping back and forth through time as he recalls the accident that gave him his godlike powers. Back on an Earth growing increasingly fearful of atomic conflict, a homeless Laurie Juspeczyk moves in with lovestruck Dan Dreiberg and Adrian Veidt survives an assassination attempt. Meanwhile, the outlaw vigilante Rorschach, framed and arrested for the murder of the former villain Moloch, tells prison psychiatrist Malcolm Long who he is and how he came to be.

Can this overmatched analyst shake off the all-consuming darkness of his patient’s pitiless worldview? Can Curt make it through the episode with a sore throat? (Spoiler: Yes!) And can our heroes survive being thrown into that atomic disintegration chamber known as … The Comics Canon?

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Episode 83 – Watchmen Part 1: Issues 1-3

In this episode, Curt and Kevin start the clock, kicking off a four-part exploration of one of the most acclaimed comic book series of all time with a look at Watchmen #1-3, written by Alan Moore, drawn by Dave Gibbons, and published by DC Comics!

In an alternate-reality version of 1985, a man named Edward Blake is thrown to his death from his penthouse apartment. Investigating this Manhattan murder mystery, the faceless vigilante known as Rorschach discovers that Blake was once the government-sanctioned crimefighter called the Comedian!

Fearing that someone may be targeting former costumed adventurers, Rorschach attempts to warn his onetime allies—Dan “Nite Owl” Dreiberg, Adrian “Ozymandias” Veidt, Laurie Jon “Doctor Manhattan” Osterman and his live-in girlfriend, Laurie “Silk Spectre” Juspeczyk. But Rorschach’s warnings seem far-fetched, until the godlike Doctor Manhattan is accused of causing cancer in his friends and enemies—and abandons Earth for Mars!

With America’s atomic protector gone, can President Richard Nixon prevent an impending nuclear conflict? And will our protagonists live long enough to retire to that home for hidebound heroes known as … The Comics Canon?

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Episode 82 – Batman Origins

In this episode, Curt and Kevin mark the 1,000th issue of Detective Comics and the 80th birthday of Batman with a look back at three early milestones in the career of DC Comics’ mega-popular Caped Crusader—beginning with his first appearance (as “The Bat-Man”) in Detective Comics #27 from 1939!

From there, it’s on to the world’s best-known origin story from 1939’s Detective Comics #33! And last but not least, since a snarling Dark Knight Detective is only as good as his anarchic arch-enemy, it’s the first appearance of the Joker, from 1940’s Batman #1!

Can the World’s Greatest Detective crack the imminently solvable Case of the Chemical Syndicate, overcome the death of his parents, and survive his first encounter against the deadly Clown Prince of Crime? And can he strike terror into the hearts of the superstitious and cowardly gatekeepers of … The Comics Canon?

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